DOG
Opposite of GOD
DOG
(Man's Best Friend)
they smell
they sniff
they chase their tails
they sniff each other's arses
shit in the street
they roll in shit
are greedy
they attack
they fight
they kill
they hunt in packs
they encircle their prey
they bark
they growl
the snarl
they snap
they whine
they drool
they guard
they destroy
they are loyal
they obey their masters
they shake your hand
wear collars
and leashes
and identity tags
they beg
they roll over
they eat garbage
eat scraps from their master's table
they devour food until they are sick
they fetch
they knaw bones
they dig
they bury bones
they worry sheep
they gather sheep together in pens
they are lustful
they shag your leg
bring you down
they shag in the street
their bark is worse than their bite
they howl at the moon
they can only see in BLACK and WHITE
they stick their noses where it doesn't belong
they sniff the ground
they follow trails
cowar at loud bangs
they suffocate you with affection
they make it difficult for you to take a break.
they need constant attention
they are extremely jealous
they have excellent hearing but they can't hear for barking
you rub their nose in their own mess
They Hate CATS
" I believe in Mister
Grieves
do you have another opinion?"
Mr.
Grieves, The Pixies- Doolittle
Prick Up Your Ears
