TRAFFIC WARDENS

Everyone Hates Traffic Wardens
They really get on my thrupnies and I don't even own a car!

Their mission is not so much to control traffic and prevent unsafe parking,
but to blatantly and legally rob you.

Many people have to work hard to earn £30 but it can be snatched in an instant by some little over zealous Hitler in a matter of seconds.


WOOF!

Why do they dress and behave like Nazi's?

The parking restrictions affect most business' profits (exept the council's who are raking in millions from parking fines and meters and overly expensive car parks. Other business people constantly have to stop what they are doing several times a day to run out and feed the meter.
Important meetings are cut short or interrupted because of limited parking times.

So many people's time is wasted needlessly fighting off the 'Blue Meanies'
or endlessly driving around looking for that elusive 'legal' parking space, there may be plenty of wide open spaces they should be able be able to park in but can't because the spaces are allocated to 'permit holders'. (they sell many more permits issued than available permit spaces)

This all adds to needless driving, more pollution, hours of wasted time, stress, frustration and anger and more traffic for longer on the road. People are unable to stop their car anywhere for fear of being over run by the baboons in uniforms!


NOSEY BARKERS

The NCP car parks are just as bad, I once saw a queue of about thirty people all standing in line for a good half hour at a machine to pay their parking fee. I'm sure many of these people earn £40 - £50 per hour but yet their time is wasted needlessly in a queue enslaved to a money grabbing robot!
It's sad to see grown adults loyally obeying an absurd system.


BARKING METER

"EXTERMINATE THESE DALEKS"

Wardens entrap people by whizzing about on their little mopeds first thing in the morning slapping tickets on the poor unfortunate people who could only find a permit holder space the night before and had to set their alarm clocks to get up early to move their car, often having to drive before they are fully awake... this is also dangerous!

In an attempt to reach their pre-determined quota of tickets the wardens are merciless and incompassionate and many fines are given out unfairly. Sometimes they are in the wrong but yet they will still give you a ticket anyway and it's then up to you to appeal against it, wasting even more of your time writing begging letters to the council.
We are guilty until we can prove our innocence.
The whole system is a ludicrous and unjust.

3 IN A ROW


Millions of people died in the war to prevent
these sort of people walking the streets!

I've heard they now have DNA testing kits issued to them so they can prosecute people who spit on them! Ask yourself why people spit on them in the first place. Spitting on someone is a sure sign of pure hatred. Do we need this in society? They are trained to take abuse and I'm sure some even enjoy confrontation feeling they are protected by the law. Legalised Highway Robbery.

Parking is a very lucritive business for the council and that's all it is.
They take no prisoners and indiscriminately slap £30 fines on everyone they can regardless if it is a wealthy business man or a poor pensioner who just stopped outside the post office to collect her pension, coming out only to find their limited income has been already stolen.
And of course if it isn't paid within the two weeks the fine is doubled.

Why is it that the penalty for being poor is to pay more?
It doesn't make sense to fine someone more money for not having enough money in the first place.

If they were fair, then there wouldn't be this hatred and resentment for wardens.
It takes a pretty sad person to do that job for a living, someone who feels a little a bit of power in their black Nazi uniform, Maybe having a little bit of authority makes them feel slightly better about themselves.

If they only fined drivers who parked dangerously then no one would have any cause to hate and resent them.

I am not in favour of so many cars on the road but this method of traffic control doesn't decrease the number of cars it just makes life more difficult for their drivers and local businesses.

The real problem is the amount of cars, but making less places to park doesn't help. If there were more free parking spaces on the outskirts of the city and even free public transport into the city then there would be less traffic, less stress, less accidents and less pollution. Local businesses would be allowed to profit as people would be able to stop and shop and have the money to spend rather than it being needlessly stolen from them.

It is no longer a convenience having a car but a major and expensive inconvenience.
The irony is many people travel to and from their work by car but much of the wages they work for goes to pay for their car and their home they rarely use.

Public transport at present isn't an attractive alternative
Taxi's are too expensive, Trains go off the rails far to often and Buses insist you have the correct change! In a so called advanced state of civilisation and technology why should we be forced to carry round pockets full heavy metal, (in the correct domination), just to use a bus or to feed robots in the street!

The worst thing though is they are so heartless they even charge for parking at hospitals.
Even doctors and nurses are charged £10 per day to park at their place of work.
So, next time you rush to accident and emergency in a life threatening situation, don't forget to take change for the meter. Or if you are regulary visitng a dying loved one in hospital be sure to take plenty money with you to cover your parking charges.



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